he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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