i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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