it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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