when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
