There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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