I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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