No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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