In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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