How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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