i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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