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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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