I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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