Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Do I have a choice?
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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