Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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