I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Congratulations! We have a period
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