Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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