Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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