Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Someone came in the potted fern
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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