YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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