i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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