How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can't turn off my feet"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
