He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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