So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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