Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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