Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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