I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize