I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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