don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
