So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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