I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
vagina is talking i cant
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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