i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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