First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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