..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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