we made out on top of his cat.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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