why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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