I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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