I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
