You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
