batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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