The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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