Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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