what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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