Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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