Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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