I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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