Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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