Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
