He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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