There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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