Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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