Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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