Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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